

WARRIORSOMG -Has Spoilers-Mousefur walks from the elders den to the nursery.WARRIORSOMG -Has Spoilers-
Mousefur: Hey, Squirrelflight! Can I see the kits?
Squirrelflight: Sure! I'm gonna call them Lionkit, Jaykit, and Hollykit.
Squirrelflight shows Mousefur the kits.
Mousefur: Aww there soooo cute. I wanna be a kit. If you're not careful, I might just start suckling off you! Haha! Just kidding.
Squirrelflight: *nervously laughs* hah! You dont really mean that, right?
Mousefur: Of course i don-
Mousefur leaps at Squirrelflight, pushes the kits aside and starts nursing off Squirrelflight.
Squir


WARRIORSOMG2Runningwind walks into the elders den.WARRIORSOMG2
Runningwind: HEY MOUSEFUR WANNA SHARE TONGUES
Mousefur: No, Runningwind you big perv. And arent you supposed to be dead?
Runningwind: That doesnt matter now, baby. All there is is you. And me. Together.
Runningwind dims the lights in the elders den, lights a bunch of scented candles, and puts on Make Love In This Club by Usher.
Mousefur: Er.....Runningwind, youre kind of scaring me.
Runningwind: I WANNA MAKE LOVE IN THIS CLUB! MAKE LOVE! IN THIS CLUB! IN THIS CLUB! IN THIS CLUB!
Mouse


WARRIORSOMG3Berrypaw trots into the camp entrance holding a Twoleg thing in his mouth.WARRIORSOMG3
Birchfall: Berrypaw, are you into the Twoleg things again?
Berrypaw: But, Birchfall, this is sooo cool! It has a little tail, just like a mouse. I'm going to go ask Firestar what it is.
Berrypaw walks into Firestar's den.
Berrypaw: FIRESTAR WHAT IS THIS
Firestar: Hmmmmm.......I believe my Twolegs called it a "tampon."
Berrypaw: Cool! I'll drag it over for the kits to play with!
He drags it over to the nursery, where Foxkit and Icekit play with it.
Daisy: WTF BERRYPA
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